she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on
that’s incorrect, the correct lyrics are “and I’m on the bleachers”
I WILL LITERALLY ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
and yet 2007 still happened
Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point
this is actually really inspiring.
floccinaucinihilipilificatious:
tv show idea: “breaking good”
a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science
Isn’t this just Breaking Bad, but backwards?
i really think you might be on to something
And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.
I wish I knew more white dads
drive thru employees
definitely
do not
get paid
enough
for
this
shit
they are sick of your nonsenseI lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
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